President Obama invited both the Democrat and Republican Members of Congress to share the one-thousand-four-hundred pounds of cheese that he received from Chicago as a gift for winning the last election. The cheese measured three feet thick and five feet in diameter.Obama had the movers gently place the "cake" of cheese in the basement to age. Any time anyone would open the door the smell could only be described as horrendous. "Someone played a trick on us," an elder staff member would bellow. The house keepers tried their best to keep the smell at bay, and keep it from rising up into the living quarters, and away from any "unsuspecting" guests.
One day the local shops and officers declared a special Holiday, and twenty thousand cheese "Connoisseurs" stormed the White House shouting at the top of their lungs, "Where is the cheese?"
The guests ate the cheese until it was all gone. After they departed, the Senior Cleaning staff called the "Cream of the Crop Cleaners" to come rid the Oval Office of the horrendous scent. Even after their very best attempts the smell still lingered for many months!
Teresa Robey
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